Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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