i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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