Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Say something about gay babies.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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