"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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