Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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