Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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