I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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