I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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