I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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