so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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