am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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