He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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