I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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