Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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