Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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