dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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