If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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