totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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