The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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