take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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