nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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