How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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