Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
ok first of all what the fuck
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