Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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