Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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