Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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