I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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