id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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