Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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