and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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