I hate your face
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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