I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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