I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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