I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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