i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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