Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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