We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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