But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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