Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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