The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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