My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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