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what?
penguin condom
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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