I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
