How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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