what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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