at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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