my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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