He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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