Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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