So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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