with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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