I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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