i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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