I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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