There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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