i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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