I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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