I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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