Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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