you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Are we still banned from the library?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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