if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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