Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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